5 deviants said You know, Mark, I believe that I will be reborn as someone or something new. My Afterlife will be more of a... Redo. Yes. I'll be brand new! Like the phoenix~
4 deviants said It's... too early to start thinking about that sort've thing, I think. I mean, come on Dvarschuck. I've barely started LIVING, yet. But, I dunno. Maybe one of those other suggestions. Hopefully one of the awesome ones.
3 deviants said Well, Jim. I'm going to ascend to a heaven that I believe in because I have worked hard to make sure I'm a good person and commit no sin or redeem myself if I have. I'll meet my family there.
2 deviants said There's no Afterlife, Jeremy. Wormfood, that's what I'll be. Just dead. That's it. Nothing. Wha-- No, it's not depressing. It's logical. Science, man.
2 deviants said I'll rise again, of course. To stalk the night and consume the living. Flesh, blood, bone... Whichever I end up craving with every fibre of my cursed being... Oho, yes. And I'll start with YOU, Norbert.
1 deviant said I'm going down and I'm going down hard, Harvey. I'll probably burn or freeze or be torn apart by hellhounds for my crimes. Not... looking forward... to that...
1 deviant said My Afterlife will be just like my life-life, Gaston. I won't be able to tell the difference, really. I'll just be living the same life over and over and over... And I can't be sad about it because I'll never know.
No deviants said Well, Vladimir... I'll walk the earth forever more... Tormented spirit, dark to the core... I'll haunt the place where I met my death... Never to draw another breath... And I'll move stuff around and make people freak out and stuff. That'll be awesome.
No deviants said Afterlife? What Afterlife dost thou speakest of, Willhelm? I shalt not perish for I... am immortal! To believe anything else is pure fiction. Ahahahahah. I shall enjoy watching those die around me as I... live... on... and... Oh.
No deviants said Welp. Since I'll die a hero's death, I'm gonna live like a king up there! It's going to be awesome. Parties, feasting, drinking, women/men. Aw yeah... Way better than YOUR Afterlife, Randalf.